Copy: It's this obvious if you are alert. If you spot anything suspicious, please inform security.
So, if you were one of those slightly over reactive opponents of the Aqua teen Boston fiasco, here's something to really get upset about. Apparently, these "dummy explosives" were placed in transparent bags and left precariously around shopping malls in clear sight of people passing by to demonstrate how "a little alertness can help avoid tragedy."
A.) Terrorists don't put bombs in clear plastic bags. Don't insult us.
B.) What were they thinking?
C.) Where's the bomb squad for this mindless PR stunt?
Fortunately for them, I don't know the agency behind this public disservice announcement from R Mall.